ruinedchildhood:

Relationship goals.

ruinedchildhood:

Relationship goals.

pumpkinkraken:

which person of ur otp furiously does push-ups while the other sits on their back and reads a magazine

Graduated high school. | Kissed someone.| Collected something really stupid. |Smoked a cigarette.| Got so drunk you passed out. | Rode every ride at an amusement park.| Gone to a rock concert. | Helped someone. | Gone fishing. | Watched four movies in one night.| Gone long periods of time without sleep. | Lied to someone. | Snorted cocaine. | Failed a class. | Smoked weed. | Dealt drugs. | Been in a car accident.| Been in a tornado. | Been to a funeral.| Burned yourself. | Ran a marathon.| Cried yourself to sleep. | Spent over $200 in one day. | Flown on a plane. | Cheated on someone. |Been cheated on. | Written a 10 page letter. | Gone skiing. | Been sailing.| Had a best friend. | Lost someone you loved. | Shoplifted something. | Been to jail. | Dangerously close to being in jail. | Skipped school. | Had detention.| Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. | Stolen books from the library.Gone to a different country. | Dropped out of school. | Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. | Had an online diary.| Had a yard sale.| Had a lemonade stand. | Actually made money at the lemonade stand. | Been in a school play. | Been fired from a job. | Swam with dolphins. | Taken a lie detector test. | Voted for someone on a reality TV show.| Written poetry. | Read more than 20 books a year. | Gone to Europe.Loved someone you shouldn’t have. | Used a coloring book over age 12. | Had surgery. | Had stitches.| Taken a taxi. | Seen the Washington Monument. | Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. |Overdosed.| Been in a fist fight. | Gone surfing in California. | Had a hamster/guinea pig. | Pet a wild animal.| Used a credit card. | Did “spirit day” at school.| Dyed your hair.| Got a tattoo. | Got straight A’s.| Been on the Honor Roll. | Know someone with HIV or AIDS. | Made out with someone. | Played on a sports team. | Snuck out of the house. | Swore at a teacher. | Gone laser tagging. | Had a romantic relationship| Been on the TV. | French braided| Skinny-dipped. | Driven a car. | Performed in front of an audience. | Gone bungee-jumping. | Been to Mexico. | Crashed a car. | Sky dived. | Been kissed in the rain. | Made an 11:11 wish.| Drank alcohol.| Forwarded a chain letter. |Made a mistake.

plot twist: if you want to know the story behind any of these, message me and i’ll tell

My NY Comic con haul! ٩(●˙▿˙●)۶…⋆ฺ

I got:

  • The Walking Dead season 4 poster (it got bent because I had to carry it around all day, so now it’s currently under a textbook to flatten it out again)
  • Devil Domo phone charm from a coin machine
  • Pink rabbit phone charm/jack (I know it has a specific name but idk what it is)
  • 3 Japanese miniature ceramic figurines (owl, little person, turtle)
  • Bracelet from the same Japanese stall. They were selling different colored ones that all had their own ‘ability’ like beauty, good job, etc. Mine is to keep away evil
  • Attack on Titan Vol. 4 & 5
  • Armin figuirine! I’m placing it next to my Sky High one~

I bought the two peacock containers and mini elephant from a flea market just outside the con. I looked around once I was done with NYCC. 

The containers were each sold in two different stalls and so I only saw the blue one at first. Then I saw the red one and bought it to complete the set :*

longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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Audrey Hepburn by Bob Willoughby, 1953

Audrey Hepburn by Bob Willoughby, 1953

harrystylesdildo:

zayns1d:

LOOK AT HIS CUTE LIL BUTT

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musts:

© Chris Ross
Sandy, Oregon, USA

musts:

© Chris Ross

Sandy, Oregon, USA

wilwheaton:

Hahahahaha.

wilwheaton:

Hahahahaha.

Random Gif 35/∞: Oh Eric...

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

cringing:

vinebox:

shouldnt:

OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

Narrating peoples lives, gone wrong

'no. no no.'

baddiebey:

when your fave gets dragged but it’s true image